How to Spy on People in Your Household

Is there a stranger coming over to visit your house? Do you want to find out why? Do you want to find out what that meeting in the dining room is about? Then this is the article you're looking for.

Steps

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    Draw a map of your house. Draw different floors on different pieces of paper. (E.x. If your bedroom is on the top floor, but your kitchen is on the ground floor, draw them on separate pieces of paper).
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    Draw your route on the map with a different color than what you used to make the map. Use arrows for movement. Draw circles around objectives, and use X's for hiding places.
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    Draw at least 1 other plan, in case one goes wrong.
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    Think up excuses for WHY you're spying. For example, If you are crouched behind a corner, keep a coin on hand that you can set it down so you can say "I'm looking for my quarter." Keep it simple.
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    Get some gear like mirrors, periscopes, and short-range magnifiers like toy binoculars.
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    Wear clothing that somewhat resembles the color of the wall. If your clothes are not even close, avoid bright colors and things that will stand out (E.x. Don't wear black if your walls are white).
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    Breathe silently through your nose.
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    Wear socks. Avoid wood floors.
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    If going up or down a staircase, stick close to the wall. That is where stairs are the least creaky. Same thing with wood floors. Stick to the wall.
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    Stay below the waist level of your target.
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    Hide in plain sight. For example, if you have to hide in a bedroom with a messy bed, hide under the covers and STAY FLAT.
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    If somehow, all of your plans go south, wing it. Try to get the mission back on course.

Tips

  • Mirrors and periscopes both have disadvantages. Your target might see a periscope peeking around a corner, but if they see your face in a mirror, you are busted. Choose wisely.

Article Info

Categories: Spying