Self Deprecating Humor Examples

  1. I walk two miles a day. One to the donut shop, and one home.
  2. I was told at the doctor’s office that I should get a facelift. The doctor agreed with the waiting room when he came out.
  3. Exercise doesn’t kill you, but why take the chance?
  4. I’m on that new “seafood” diet. If I see food, I eat it.
  5. Do you know that feeling when you meet someone and you both just fall madly in love? Yeah, me neither.
  6. They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have. My boss told me a robe and slippers wasn’t a good look for the office.
  7. The cute fellow down at the theater always gives me discounted movie tickets. Senior discount.
  8. I was complimented on my leather gloves the other day. I wasn’t wearing any.
  9. I’m in shape. Round is a shape, right?
  10. Someone asked if I knew a good plastic surgeon? Would I look like this if I did?

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