How to Make Fake Vomit

14 Methods:Stay-Home-From-School-Fake-VomitCornflour VomitBiscuits/Cookie VomitChocolate and Candy VomitOatmeal VomitTomatoes and Milk VomitOrange Juice and Crackers VomitApplesauce and Cat Food VomitLeftovers VomitPorridge VomitPolystyrene VomitBread and Chocolate Milk VomitClean Out the Pantry VomitRealistic Vomit

Uh oh, need an extra day of studying for that big social studies test? Or maybe you want to skip your bullying appointment for the day. Whatever your case is, we've got you covered. There are dozens of methods to make fake vomit -- all which will freak out your friends or convince your parents you're sick!

Method 1
Stay-Home-From-School-Fake-Vomit

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    Gather the following ingredients.
    • 1 cup cooked oatmeal
    • 1/2 cup of sour cream (buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)
    • 2 chopped cheese sticks for chunkiness
    • 1 uncooked egg for authentic slimy texture
    • 1 can of split pea soup for putrid green colour
    • 1/4 cup of raisins to increase gross-osity (or sultanas if that's all you have lying around, they're exactly the same)
    • 1 tablespoon vinegar
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    Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes.
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    Let cool to vomit temperature.
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    Use liberally as needed. Makes 4-5 cups.

Method 2
Cornflour Vomit

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    Collect cornflour, a bowl with a cup of water and green (or the color of the food you ate last night, preferably no blue or purple as many foods aren't this color) food coloring (make sure the food coloring is the liquid type).
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    Put one teaspoon food coloring in the bowl of water.
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    Put 6 big spoons of cornflour in.
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    Mix well. When it starts to become smooth add 3 more spoons of cornflour.
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    Put it in a plastic bag. The next morning make sure you wake up early and spread the fake vomit all over the bed, or put it in the toilet and you're done!
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    Call for your parents. Wait and see how they react.
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    Enjoy your day off!

Method 3
Biscuits/Cookie Vomit

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    Grab some ordinary biscuits (cookies). Rich tea biscuits look more believable
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    Chew them in your mouth, but do not swallow them (or just crush them in your hands).
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    Spit it into your sick bowl or a toilet.
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    Add a little bit of water.
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    Take out any remaining chocolate parts, then spit it out on the floor.
    • This is the easier way!
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    Make it smell nasty by adding cat food, dog food, or tuna in it.
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    Show your parents.
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    Enjoy your day off!

Method 4
Chocolate and Candy Vomit

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    Find some chocolate candy.
    • Chocolate candy with a crunchy center will be more believable.
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    Chew it up, but don't swallow.
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    Over a sick bowl or toilet, make a vomiting sound.
    • Make sure the sound is loud enough to be heard, but not overly loud and exaggerated.
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    Leave some of the chewed up chocolate hanging on the side of your mouth or on your chin (but don't make it too obvious).
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    Spit some of the chocolate into the bowl or toilet. You could leave some hanging out of it.
    • If you spit out the chocolate candy on the floor, it would be more credible.

Method 5
Oatmeal Vomit

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    Take a mug and quarter-fill it with ordinary oatmeal.
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    Add just enough milk so the oats start to rise from the bottom of the cup.
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    Add a teaspoon of wholegrain mustard (the one with the seeds). You can miss this step if you have none.
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    Add a little wholegrain or normal flour.
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    If you have eaten cereal or vegetables recently, and you still have some left over, chew it up and spit it into the mix.
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    Blast it in the microwave for about 1 minute.
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    If it's too thick, add a little hot water and stir.
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    Try taking anything in your house that smells bad and rub at least 50 times to get that bad smell.

Method 6
Tomatoes and Milk Vomit

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    Take 1 or 2 green tomatoes from your parent's garden or from the shop.
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    Mash them up, cut them into small pieces, and put them in a bag or bucket. Pour a little milk into the bag.
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    Sprinkle some red seeds into the solution, then chew up some Trix/Cheerios/Crackers etc. and spit it into the solution.
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    Let it sit in a hiding place for at least 3 hours.
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    After 3 hours or so, add some cream, white frosting, or even rub-on sunscreen. Mix it in well, then let it sit for another 2 hours.
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    It will smell awful after 5 hours. Pour the solution in the desired place and you're home-free.

Method 7
Orange Juice and Crackers Vomit

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    Gather all your supplies and open the water bottle.
    • 1/2 filled water bottle,
    • Chocolate milk (or flavour milk with chocolate powder)
    • Orange juice
    • Cooked Oatmeal or Pop-Tarts or chewed up cookies or crackers
    • Soggy crackers
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    Take the chocolate milk and add it to the water until it turns into translucent tan or brown. Shake it well.
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    Add orange juice until the mixture has a rancid, sour, bile smell, but not too much to turn the mixture orange. Shake well.
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    Open the Pop-Tarts and take out one. Save the other for snacking since you won't be eating because you "threw up."
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    Break off medium-sized pieces and chew them 10-15 times, then add to the orange juice mixture. If you can't get any Pop-Tarts, then use just a small amount of cooked oatmeal. Shake it well.
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    Run to the bathroom and make sure that someone can hear you.Make burping noises and pour about 1/2 of the mixture into the desired toilet, or even onto the floor.(Save the other half so you can "throw up" later, it's more convincing!)
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    Enjoy your day off!

Method 8
Applesauce and Cat Food Vomit

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    Mash up some dry cat or dog food using the back side of a spoon. If you don't have pet food, just use oatmeal to do the same thing.
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    Put 4 Tbs. applesauce in a plastic sandwich baggie.
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    Mix some vinegar, and limeade for the acidic smell. ((Only use a small amount! If you don't have limeade, just put in the vinegar.)
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    Mix the applesauce, and limeade mixture in the plastic bag. Add dry cat or dog food.
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    Crush some cornflakes for the mix.
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    Spread on bedspread, and put sheets in your laundry basket. Make more later to put in your 'sick' bowl, and add pepto-bismol for the full effect. Dip a few strands of hair in to make it seem realistic, and get just a little on your mattress.
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    When your parents get home, act shy about showing them, and maybe even clutch your stomach every once in a while. Jerk your head forward and blow up your cheeks a bit (Practice this in a mirror), and then swallow slowly. Then, in a hoarse voice, ask for a glass of milk (Only do this trick once!)

Method 9
Leftovers Vomit

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    Add lemon juice or vinegar to a pot of boiling milk.
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    Cook until curdles form.
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    Or, just find some sour milk in the depths of your fridge.
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    Find some leftover food, preferably the most recent meal that you've eaten.
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    Put ingredients in blender.
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    Blend until desired consistency. The ideal consistency is watery, with a few chunks.
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    Add some orange juice and vinegar.
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    Plop in the floor, in the toilet, or in the puke bowl.

Method 10
Porridge Vomit

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    Make porridge, but try to make it milky.
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    Add cocoa powder or the contents of a tea bag.
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    Add milk and mix it up.
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    You can chop up an apple or cheese or a pear (or all) to make it seem lumpy.
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    Put it in a plastic bag.
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    When you're "sick", make sure are standing by a bin.
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    Pour it out the bag.

Method 11
Polystyrene Vomit

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    Get a piece of polystyrene (ask parents) and cover it in orange paint.
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    Get small plastic vegetables and push them in to the orange polystyrene
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    Paint again with a paint (orange yellow is recommended)
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    Put it in the microwave for 2 minutes, and it will be ready for you to prank with, enjoy!

Method 12
Bread and Chocolate Milk Vomit

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    Get an egg and put it in a bowl
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    Get a tablespoon of honey mustered and put it in the same bowl
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    Get less than half a tablespoon of chilli and put it in the same bowl
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    Put a little chocolate milk in the bowl
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    Put tiny pieces of bread in the bowl
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    Stir it all up
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    Pour it in the toilet, trash can or floor

Method 13
Clean Out the Pantry Vomit

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    Gather your ingredients. Take 2 eggs , one cup of corn syrup, and one can of canned chowder (the chunkier, the better). Look around for crunchy ingredients too, such as cornflakes or crackers.
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    Crack the eggs into a medium mixing bowl. Use a fork to break the yolks up.
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    Pour in the one cup of corn syrup. Then, mix in the chowder.
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    Add a 1/3 cup of water. Mix everything. It should already be starting to look like vomit.
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    Mash up the crunchy food. Mash up some cornflakes and other crispy textures and add them to the mixture. Don't mash them too much—little chunks are effective than straight dust.
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    Dump mixture into toilet. Sit in front of it, hold your stomach and start whining and moaning. If you can, muster up some tears!
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    Show your parents and let the drama unfold.

Method 14
Realistic Vomit

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    Gather 2/3 cup of white vinegar, 1/4 cup of orange juice, a bottle of Worcestershire sauce, an egg, and, optionally, two teaspoons of malt vinegar and/or 1/8 cup of butternut squash soup or puree.
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    Gather oats, leftovers, wet cat or dog food, the contents of a tea bag, applesauce, and/or cookies.
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    Mix the vinegar, orange juice, Worcestershire sauce, and egg in a large bowl. The vinegar acts as a base, the orange juice acts as a dye and fragrance, the Worcestershire sauce combines with the vinegar for a realistic vomit smell, and the egg gives a slimy texture.
    • Add any optional liquid ingredients you chose.
    • Butternut squash puree/soup may be substituted for orange juice if necessary.
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    Mix in a small amount of the other items you chose. If there doesn't seem to be enough, add another small amount until it looks like vomit.
    • Add a small amount of vinegar or Worcestershire sauce if the mixture starts to smell like food instead of vomit.
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    Heat the vomit slowly in a pan, pot, or a microwave if you plan to use it soon, or place it in a sick bowl or toilet.

Tips

  • Try using various recipes. If you do the same method each time, your parents will get suspicious.
  • Also try to put in leftover food from dinner that was eaten the night before
  • You can even chew Cheerios and spit them out.
  • Try leaving some 'vomit' covering your mouth or in a tissue to prove it to your parents, this works with everything.
  • Make sure that your ingredients don't have a strong odor. If your sick smells like chicken Alfredo, they're going to be suspicious.
  • Make sure your parents don't see you making the fake vomit and you putting it in your mouth.
  • If you are pouring it into the toilet you don't need to make as much as it will spread in the bowl of the toilet. Also if you put it in the toilet, make sure you have a fake vomiting sound
  • You may also want to put some in a toilet and show your parents.
  • To make it grosser, chew apples, corn or anything edible. Chew one thing first then spit it in to the fake vomit, repeat it one by one then mix it with a spoon
  • Punching yourself in the stomach will give you a tiny bit of that "off" feeling, not enough to make you sick, but enough to make your vomit story seem more realistic. If you have a stomachache, but one that you think will go away - think of how it feels and explain to your parents.
  • Make sure to brush your teeth after "vomiting" if you don't you breath might not smell like vomit and your parent(s) might get suspicious.
  • Put an elastic band around the top of the plastic bag.
  • Don't forget to act like you feel sick but don't overdo it.
  • Another tip is if you couldn't make your vomit to real for it is too clumpy or lacking that certain smell or appearance you may want to try this. Although it is gross, you might want to urinate in your vomit bucket, with the fake vomit. If you don't use a bucket just urinate in the toilet with the fake vomit there too.
  • Once you have made the "fake sick" stick a spoon down your throat to create a tiny amount of sick - make sure when you do vomit the tiny bit up its in your sick bowl with the fake sick then it does smell bad.
  • Feel embarrassed as you show the person the vomit, as this is the normal action.
  • Another thing you could do would be to Make The Fake vomit in a cup and then tell your parents you are getting a drink. Put some of it in your mouth (do not swallow) and then run to the bathroom and spit that out. Pour the rest out in the toilet too. Be sure to clean out your mouth and the cup to not look strange! If you add a little water to the cup in the bathroom, it makes it look realistic.

Warnings

  • Make sure that if you want to make fake vomit make sure your parents aren't in the room.
  • Make sure your parents don't see you making the vomit.
  • Don't do this too many times!
  • Don't make yourself throw up.
  • Make sure that some of it is in your mouth to make it real or it won't work.
  • Make sure you don't get the food coloring on your clothes; it stains!
  • It is possible that your parents will not believe your trick. If this happens, you will most likely be punished.

Things You'll Need

  • Corn flour
  • Green food coloring or any color you ate (no blue or purple)
  • A cup of water
  • Big spoon
  • Teaspoon
  • Plastic bag
  • Elastic band
  • Leftovers
  • Microwave
  • Hairband (optional)

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